Dean Koontz is a bad person.

Dean Ko0ntz is a bad person.

He spins a wheel, takes a few steps back, and throws a dart at the wheel. He opens up the area where the dart lands in, and there is the formula for his latest novel.

____ is kidnapped by _____ because ______ is _______’s former employer. _____ doesn’t realize who __ is messing with.

Throwing another dart at the spinning wheel allows for him to fill in those blanks, allowing for as little actual creative brainpower to be involved in the process as possible.

It’s a good thing he hired those orangutans to make the wheel for him, or else he might have actually had to have thought about that.


~ by Jonathan Forisha on August 3, 2008.

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